Sunday, October 25, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Santa is Out of Job
The other day when I met Santa Claus I asked him whether everything is fine out there in the Polar; he shook his head and said we are short of Soothing Hot Chocolate.
It seems globalization has hit the polar caps too; Timbucks have started their ventures there too, importing coffee beans from Columbia and Cocoa from Honduras. Due to shortage of man power they are hiring elves by giving them huge salaries and perks. Thus Santa Claus is short of elves for his factory (gifts), it seems this year or maybe many coming years the kids have to wait, perhaps Santa would be sending an apology letter instead.When we tried to contact the CEO of TimBucks - Richard Coca-fee, this is what they he had to say, "Our organizations main vision has been to provide good quality food to the world, we felt like Mr. Santa Claus needs our food to refresh from his stressful job and see he is so happy today".
The elves were paid actual salaries in dollars, thus to manage their money world renowned bank Capitol-on International has decided to open up a new branch in the elves colony.
Santa is out of Job : Next Chapter
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Can We ?
Considering the fact that I am just a human being I am allowed to be rude and insensitive to issues pertaining to other levels of beings. I was once told man can do anything he wants if he has the will to do it, could it more dramatic. Wonders do happen in this pious world filled with people of mixed reactions and emotions. I have a friend in one corner of the world where he is a multibillionaire but he has gained so short of emotional aspect of life, he decided to be a rock and not a human of flesh, blood and tears. On the other hand when I shake my hand with my friend from different continent he is so good with people, he doesn’t care who it was, man is so indifferent. Both are blessed indifferently in a different way.
Now put me somewhere in middle of this scale where I am a person who wants both, yes I want to be Multi Billionaire with a heart of a gummy bear. Ironically not sure how is it possible, shrewd and crudely precise you be a business, trader, marketer etc and vice versa be happy. Wonder which is important, can you?
Now put me somewhere in middle of this scale where I am a person who wants both, yes I want to be Multi Billionaire with a heart of a gummy bear. Ironically not sure how is it possible, shrewd and crudely precise you be a business, trader, marketer etc and vice versa be happy. Wonder which is important, can you?
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