Thursday, October 22, 2009

Santa is Out of Job

The other day when I met Santa Claus I asked him whether everything is fine out there in the Polar; he shook his head and said we are short of Soothing Hot Chocolate.

It seems globalization has hit the polar caps too; Timbucks have started their ventures there too, importing coffee beans from Columbia and Cocoa from Honduras. Due to shortage of man power they are hiring elves by giving them huge salaries and perks. Thus Santa Claus is short of elves for his factory (gifts), it seems this year or maybe many coming years the kids have to wait, perhaps Santa would be sending an apology letter instead.
When we tried to contact the CEO of TimBucks - Richard Coca-fee, this is what they he had to say, "Our organizations main vision has been to provide good quality food to the world, we felt like Mr. Santa Claus needs our food to refresh from his stressful job and see he is so happy today".
The elves were paid actual salaries in dollars, thus to manage their money world renowned bank Capitol-on International has decided to open up a new branch in the elves colony.

Santa is out of Job : Next Chapter

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